Something Pun-tastic to brighten your day

Someone suggested that I back light my countertop…..It was very “ONYX-Pected

There are a lot of marble statues in the word; unfortunately, most people take them for “Granite

“Your dog is so cute! It’s a “Labrador-ite“?

Wondering how you’ll layout your granite countertop ? Just take your time and “con-template“!